He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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