if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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