there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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