Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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