Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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