i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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