Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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