she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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