whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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