are you still at the devil's house?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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