it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
