I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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