"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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