these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You are a genius and a whore.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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