Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
birth control should be required to get into college
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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