I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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