she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
love makes seman taste better
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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