Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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