I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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