I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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