I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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