mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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