Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
worst night to have a conscience
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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