it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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