How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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