He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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