Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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