I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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