we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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