question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
this hospital has no fireball
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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