No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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