Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
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