Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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