Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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