I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Randomize
