Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
