I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Can't talk, ducks in the car
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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