P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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