I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
