Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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