Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i will never coherently bang her
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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