Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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