if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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