yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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