It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
The adults are the big ones right?
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