Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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