I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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