i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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