I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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