is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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