i jhust puked up my retainher.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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