is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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